Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve, and they all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter heaven. Because of the season, they are told they must present something “Christmas-y” to gain admittance. The first man…

Santa was preparing for his annual FAA inspection and check ride. He went through his list and checked it twice. Everything was in order. Once the ground preliminaries were completed, he and the inspector climbed into the sleigh. With a…

One Christmas a young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried…

1. No dress sense 2. Never replies to your letters 3. The chances of getting what you ask for are NIL 4. Beer belly 5. Will only commit to one day a year 6. Obsessed with stockings 7. Never stops…

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net, There were hacker’s a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet. The e-mails were stacked by the modem with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. The newbies were…

1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2.  You hear a duck quacking and it’s you. 3. You tell your best joke to the rubber plant. 4. You refill your glass from the fish bowl.   5. You…