1. You strike a match and light your nose.
2. You hear a duck quacking and it’s you.
3. You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.
4. You refill your glass from the fish bowl.
5. You start kissing the portraits on the wall.
6. You tell everyone you have to go home… and the party’s at your place.
7. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.
8. You pick up a roll and butter your watch.
9. You yawn at the biggest bore in the room… and realize you’re in front of the hall mirror.
…seems like perfectly reasonable behaviour to me *hic*
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