1. No dress sense
2. Never replies to your letters
3. The chances of getting what you ask for are NIL
4. Beer belly
5. Will only commit to one day a year
6. Obsessed with stockings
7. Never stops to ask for directions
8. Too lazy to shave
9. He always wears the same clothes
10. Only willing to do a job when people leave out food and drink for him….and then he doesn’t wash his plate.
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Avid writer and reader of Faerie tales and noblebright fantasy.
Cathleen Townsend 
Cheeky!! 😉
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This is hilarious!! It made my day 😀
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I figured people would be too busy for serious brain cell usage until Christmas. So I’m going with Christmas humor until after the holiday.
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Genius! Are you the author or are you just sharing? Either way – thanks for the smile.
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I think I read this one on a writer’s forum. Glad you enjoyed it. : )
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