Always Carry Something Christmas-y

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve, and they all find themselves at
the pearly gates waiting to enter heaven. Because of the season, they are told they must present
something “Christmas-y” to gain admittance.

The first man searches his pocket and finds some mistletoe, so he is
allowed in.

The second man presents a Christmas cracker, so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of panties.

St. Peter asks, “How do these represent Christmas?”

The man shrugs. “Well, they’re Carol’s.”

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