Always Carry Something Christmas-y

pearly gatesThree men die in a car accident Christmas Eve, and they all find themselves at
the pearly gates waiting to enter heaven. Because of the season, they are told they must present
something “Christmas-y” to gain admittance.

The first man searches his pocket and finds some mistletoe, so he is
allowed in.

The second man presents a Christmas cracker, so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of panties.

St. Peter asks, “How do these represent Christmas?”

The man shrugs. “Well, they’re Carol’s.”

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Avid writer and reader, especially of fantasy. Learning about social networking and always interested in honing my writing skills. Contact me at cathleentownsend.com.

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One comment on “Always Carry Something Christmas-y
  1. mizkizzle says:

    Thanks for the laugh!

    Liked by 1 person

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