Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve, and they all find themselves at
the pearly gates waiting to enter heaven. Because of the season, they are told they must present
something “Christmas-y” to gain admittance.
The first man searches his pocket and finds some mistletoe, so he is
The second man presents a Christmas cracker, so he is also allowed in.
The third man pulls out a pair of panties.
St. Peter asks, “How do these represent Christmas?”
The man shrugs. “Well, they’re Carol’s.”