Monthly Archives: December 2015

Tree Top Ornament

Santa readied himself for his big annual trip, but it seemed like wherever he looked, he had problems. Four of Santa’s elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones. Then Mrs

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Kelly’s Christmas

Kelly rested her head on her paws and groaned. Her hips hurt. She missed her packmate. She hadn’t seen Toby for over a week. She didn’t understand. Her people wept and spoke of putting Toby down. Why was Toby gone?

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Always Carry Something Christmas-y

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve, and they all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter heaven. Because of the season, they are told they must present something “Christmas-y” to gain admittance. The first man

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Snowflake–A Christmas Short Story

Madelynn hesitated on the doorstep. “Come in, honey—you’re letting all the warm air out.” Grandma’s voice was kind, and it would be unthinkable to disobey. Dad had explained that this was Grandma’s last Christmas, and they all had to try

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Santa’s Test

Santa was preparing for his annual FAA inspection and check ride. He went through his list and checked it twice. Everything was in order. Once the ground preliminaries were completed, he and the inspector climbed into the sleigh. With a

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Christmas Parrot

One Christmas a young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried

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10 Things that Prove Santa Is a Man

1. No dress sense 2. Never replies to your letters 3. The chances of getting what you ask for are NIL 4. Beer belly 5. Will only commit to one day a year 6. Obsessed with stockings 7. Never stops

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