1. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning… 4:30 is much more practical.
2. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL… LOL!”
3. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.
4. I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate.
5. I resolve to back up my hard drive daily… well, once a week… monthly, perhaps…
6. I will spend less than five hours a day on the Internet.
adapted from: http://www.ahajokes.com/newyear01.html