Won’t you step into my parlor?
All my guests sit here.
It doesn’t matter if you wipe your feet.
A more engaging hostess you’ll never meet.
Do you prefer cream or sugar?
No honey I fear–
No bees here.
I have other amusements sweeter by far,
Better than anything found in a jar.
What do you mean you’ll be going?
Sit down, I insist–
The pain will last but a minute or two;
You’ll find your regrets will be few.
How dare you draw a weapon on me?
That web took me days–
Now he’s gone, and he left me nothing but pain,
Another Valentine’s Day down the drain.
Like many of you, I’ve had some lovely Valentine’s Days, but there have been some real doozies in there as well. If you feel like laughing about the whole thing, here’s a silly YouTube video that pokes fun at it: Mad Scientist Ruins Valentine’s Day.
May your Valentine’s Day be merry and disaster-free. ❤